if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

Students who do that are my favorite students.

guide to the sexualities


straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy


bitchybird replied to your post: i’m not sure how i feel about TIME mag…

actually our current pope is a prtty good man, and has been forward on comdenming the church for its homophobia………………like i feel like ur just hating just bc hes the pope n not much else?

as i said to the other person…

"sounds like you’ve been brainwashed by catholicism lol

  • he doesn’t believe gays should be able to marry
  • he doesn’t believe gays should be allowed to adopt (he calls it ‘child abuse’ and urged bishops to speak out about it)
  • he is pro-life
  • he thinks women are ‘unfit’ for public office
  • he condemned childless couples to a life of loneliness
  • he basically doesn’t believe in equal rights
  • he believes women are just helpers of men
  • he believes men represent excellence
  • he doesn’t speak up about misogyny within the catholic community”